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$ Titles of nobility

If the Queen likes someone she gives them a medal to join her "Order of The British Empire", it is a cool medal with a king and queen on it. See?

"you'll find yourself sitting at the best tables"


English Titles for sale
Q: What does that title OBE stand for?
A: Officer of the Order of the British Empire.
"British Empire?" What Empire would that be?

Once a world oppressor, the "British Empire" has successfully been contained on the island shown at the arrow tip (upper right of map). The last shackles of "The Royal British Empire" only linger in South African apartheid (1) where a white minority still control the economy. The rest of the world long ago expelled British colonialism; a period in history as embarrassing to recall as the slave trade itself.

Q: How much will an
English title cost me?
A: Titles are only $75 and up!

"you'll find yourself sitting at the best tables" "you'll be treated like some sort of Royalty" "Airlines will often upgrade you"

[Text from: http://www.english-titles.co.uk/faq.htm]A terrific, really well-written book ... fun to read about the atrocious goings-on by various royals a great deal in a fun, painless way. I wish all history were written like this!
"Select from: Sir, Lord, Lady, Baron, Baroness, Count, Earl, Countess, Viscount, Viscountess, Marquess, Marchioness, Duke, Duchess. Others available just ask if what you want is not shown. With a Title in front of your name you will experience a difference in people's attitudes. The moment they know you are a "Sir, Lady, Lord, etc.." you'll be treated like some sort of Royalty or famous film star."

"In the business world people take you more seriously with a Title, career wise you'll find it a real door opener. When you make reservations in restaurants, you'll find yourself sitting at the best tables, with attentive service. Check into a hotel and experience the ultimate preferential treatment often with complimentary fruit or wine in the best room.

"Airlines will often upgrade you
. Bank managers just can't help you enough. You can use it when and where you want, it says more about you than a Gold or Platinum credit card. For personal confidence and self esteem a Title will change your life for the better."

Not everyone has to buy a title. Some English people inherit them.

"Is It Legal?
These Titles are totally legal and they last all your life. You can even change your driving licence, passport, credit cards and bank accounts to show your new effective Title, and you don't have to live in the UK or be a British citizen (We show you the simplest way to do this when you receive the documents). Before offering the Seated Title service the whole process was scrutinised by lawyers specialising in English Common Law relating to names, Titles and Copyright as well as all aspects of Real Estate and Land Law. Please remember, we deal with an official Government agency in these matters and clearly, they (HM Land Registry) would not be party to anything illegal. We can supply Titles to clients all around the World."

"How much does it cost?
The cost is just 195 / US$325 when purchased singularly and 299 / US$499 where a couple wish to purchase joint Titles, or 995/$1,600 for "Seated Titles"."

"What Guarantee is there?
We guarantee you will be able to adopt a Title under present legislation and use such Titles for show purposes, or we will REFUND YOUR MONEY in full"
(1) Apartheid, policy of racial segregation formerly followed in South Africa. The word apartheid means "separateness" in the Afrikaans language and it described the rigid racial division between the governing white minority population and the nonwhite majority population. http://encarta.msn.com/index/conciseindex/26/026B0000.htm

Perhaps a bit xenophobic, the Island Empire refuses to join Europe with either the metric system or the EURO currency. Today Britain is fairly harmless and best known for The Beatles, Elton John, Princess Dianna (died) and TV programs like "East Enders", Sherlock Holmes, or the Antiques Road show.

Copyright 2002 Lord Vernon Russell-Twittledorf Robinson, MCE (Member of the California Empire)